Recently, oh... alright... 5 seconds ago, I was pilfering through the kids Halloween candy and I came across several small packs of Whoppers.
Paul says, "Why do they even sell Whoppers? No one like them. No one!! I have never met one person who likes Whoppers!!"
Always feeling the need to defend the underdog, I replied....
"If no one liked Whoppers, they wouldn't make them. There are people who like Whoppers!"
"Do you like Whoppers?"
"Well... I don't really like them. But, they are chocolate for crying out load. I'd eat them in a pinch. If I was pms-ing or dying for chocolate and if they were lying around, I'd eat 'em."
"That's how everyone feels about Whoppers!"
"No! There are people who like them and crave them and specifically go out looking for Whoppers."
"I have never met one person who likes Whoppers!"
"Well, you haven't met everyone in the world!"
There! Take that!
So, I am looking for ONE... one person who likes Whoppers! Anyone, anyone? Bueller? Bueller?