Hahaha!! Incontinence... can you hold? HOLD!! Get it??!! Hahaha!
I am assuming the vast majority of readers of this crazy blog is women.... minus the guy who is one of my followers. I have a hard time understanding why any man would want to read this blog. Sometimes, I wonder why any of you woman read, but right now that is neither here nor there.... (Guys, just giving you time to bail. Don't say I didn't warn you.)
So, I have been having some issues of the female kind. It's recurring and it's VERY ITCHY .... and.... I think I have said enough.
We have some really good friends, Jim (male) Kris (female) (Hey, just didn't want any misunderstanding. After all, Kris Allen is a guy.) OK, Jim is an OB GYN. Awhile back, I called Kris to ask if she could have her husband call me in the one dose pill that would clear up the issue. He did and it worked for awhile.
The issue is back. I called Kris again. Kris said, "I'll call Jim."
A little bit later, she called me back and said, "He thinks you need to be seen. He said he's in his office at the hospital if you want to run down."
Um, excuse me?
NO! This is where I draw the line. I am all about saving money and that was a really nice offer, I think. But, if I went to visit Jim for THAT, our friendship would be over. I could no longer sit around having a nice dinner with Jim and Kris... ever again. OR do a Bible study or go to their house on a lake for a little vacation.
And, do you know that my husband could not understand why I wouldn't go? HELLO! We are not talking about an issue with my big toe.
Honestly, I will never understand guys.
Ladies, would you go have your yearly exam with your guy OB GYN friend? If this doesn't get some comments.... NOTHING WILL!!