Bidets=NO Toilet Paper!!?? I THINK NOT (NOT with an attitude.)
That's what an ad on my blog said yesterday. I am not supposed to click on my own ads (you can though! And you can help me earn money for things like..... um........ let's say........ toilet paper!!)
This advertisement was saying if one were to buy a bidet, one would not have to buy toilet paper. COME ON!!! There is no way that something spraying a gentle squirt of water on my children's booties (not mine of course... I don't do things like that.) ( I don't.) is going get all that "stuff" off. NO WAY!
I mean, don't get me wrong. I wish it would work. With 7 people living in this house, toilet paper is a scarce commodity. It is VERY common to hear, "I NEED TOILET PAPER!!" coming from one our 3 bathrooms. So, if I thought paying $89.95 + shipping and handling, for a bidet would cut down on the cost of buying toilet paper, I'd seriously get it. But, they would have to insure me that the spray would be equal to that of a power washer. Cuz, nothing else is going to get the barnacles off their booties.
And, what's up with all the toilet ads on my blog?? Are they trying to hint that my blog is crappy??
So, what is your experience with bidets? Would you ever get one? Do you think this would ensure you would no longer have to buy TP?
Seriously, tell me what you think?!
A bidet is not going to help me in a situation like this. Yes, it is what you think it is.... and she is standing in a puddle of urine too... you just can't see it!